OH GOD, HELP

[spaggel]

Just worked a 10am to 10pm shift today. (this was a waken up at 7am to a getting called into work 4 hours early shift) I feel like I have giving my soul up, MY VERY SOUL. So I just want a little something to ask of the world, and really? fandom.

WOULD YOU PLEASE WRITE RODNEYSAUR/JOHNRAPTOR FIC? MANIPS? I GIVE CANDY AND COOKIES AND OTHER THINGS.

example:
cookiesnbooze: WITH JOHN TAPING HIS LITTLE CLAW WAITING FOR RODNEYSAUR TO SHUT UP
cookiesnbooze: AND THEN PUSHING HIM ON HIS BACK
cookiesnbooze: AND RODNEYAUR WAVING HIS LITTLE ARMS AROUND
lcsbanana: APPROVED


But really, all I want is something so freaking dorky and stupid, teyla ass raping people, john writing in his little journal where he stores the bitter tears of his emo youth? maybe a photomanip of assbabies? LIKE IN CHOPCHICA'S FIC? Really, I promises I will do WHATEVER YOU WANT IN RETURN. Just something to ease the pain for 12hour shifts this week :(

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[kickthebeat.livejournal.com]

i fell asleep reading and woke up to rodney in a mumu and 50+ comments on your post. AM I TO BE REPLACED SO EASILY, SEATMATE? OH NO, NO NO NO.

alas, i am too tired to be funny or witty or adorable right now. :-< ilu best and most, my girl; i will call you back tomorrow.

[spaggel.livejournal.com]

I CANNOT REPLACE YOU IF YOU ARE NEVER THERE :((

ilu seatmate, come bake to my open arms. FOR A TASTE OF THE COLD COLD WATER.