OH GOD, HELP

[spaggel]

Just worked a 10am to 10pm shift today. (this was a waken up at 7am to a getting called into work 4 hours early shift) I feel like I have giving my soul up, MY VERY SOUL. So I just want a little something to ask of the world, and really? fandom.

WOULD YOU PLEASE WRITE RODNEYSAUR/JOHNRAPTOR FIC? MANIPS? I GIVE CANDY AND COOKIES AND OTHER THINGS.

example:
cookiesnbooze: WITH JOHN TAPING HIS LITTLE CLAW WAITING FOR RODNEYSAUR TO SHUT UP
cookiesnbooze: AND THEN PUSHING HIM ON HIS BACK
cookiesnbooze: AND RODNEYAUR WAVING HIS LITTLE ARMS AROUND
lcsbanana: APPROVED


But really, all I want is something so freaking dorky and stupid, teyla ass raping people, john writing in his little journal where he stores the bitter tears of his emo youth? maybe a photomanip of assbabies? LIKE IN CHOPCHICA'S FIC? Really, I promises I will do WHATEVER YOU WANT IN RETURN. Just something to ease the pain for 12hour shifts this week :(

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Comments

[bluebrocade.livejournal.com]

RODNEYSAUR/JOHNRAPTOR FIC

With sex scenes? That could get ugly.

[eliade.livejournal.com]

cookiesnbooze: WITH JOHN TAPING HIS LITTLE CLAW WAITING FOR RODNEYSAUR TO SHUT UP
cookiesnbooze: AND THEN PUSHING HIM ON HIS BACK
cookiesnbooze: AND RODNEYAUR WAVING HIS LITTLE ARMS AROUND

And then Johnraptor scratches Rodneysaur's tummy with a claw and Rodneysaur makes some little grumbling noises but his eyes go all slitted and his tail is twitching happily, and Johnraptor bites his chin. There's a sudden burst of wild thrashing as they wrestle and roll together, nipping each other with teeth, claws scrabbling madly, with little snarly, muttery, dinosaur growls, like an argument's going on, then Rodney starts doing this repetitive kicky thing with one leg, like a dog does when it's being rubbed in a happy place, aaaannnnnnd...we fade to black.

(But the throaty muttery sounds continue until they sound more like a series of moans, followed by some yips, and finally sighs.)

[spaggel.livejournal.com]

no, no sex. their love runs deeper then that, it spans millions of years. until they wake up the dreams of their past and made sweet "i was once a t-rex" "oh yeah, yeah" love

[spaggel.livejournal.com]

I... I love you. YOURE SO PRETTY :((.

...Does rodneysaur bite chayaraptors head off when she comes lifting her skanky tail up around john? DOES HE?

[fan-this.livejournal.com]

OMG. THAT'S A MUMMU, ISN'T IT????

:joins John with the crying in the corner and definitely does not put her hand on his ass at all:

[turtlespeaks.livejournal.com]

*HUGGLES* Aww, work sucks!

*looks at picture*blinks*rubs eyes* OH DEAR GOD, IT'S EVIL!! No!! It's not evil, it's gone through evil to the other side and is so EVIL that it's actually good!! It's . . . the ULTIMATE EVIL!

Poor John, he's so sad and put-upon.

*stares aghast* I need to go bleech my brain for a while. . . *can't move for the EVIL controls her*

*joins John*

[spaggel.livejournal.com]

Well, it was a mumu or a fuzzy pink bathrobe with "diva" on it. I took the high road.

[nilla.livejournal.com]

OMG PREGNANT!RODNEY IN A RED MUMU!!! I DIE!! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE! You're like totally brilliant after a 12 hour shift at work!

[turtlespeaks.livejournal.com]

The high road is a red mummu with flowers on it? That's less a high road and more a pathway up off the low road.

I just want to know if he got that from him mother or something. . . No, wait, I don't.

[eliade.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah. There's one of those long epic fights like in bad Godzilla movies, where they bounce around and do hi-keeba! moves while little Japanese boys John and Teyla and Ronon look on in awe. And just as the Chayaraptor looks like she's going to win the day with her skanky tail power, Rodneysaur gives a mighty roar and chomps down on her throat and holds on like a bulldog as it bleeds all over the place, and he chews his way through until her head falls clean off. And the little Japanese boys cheer and then a spaceship swoops down and beams Rodneysaur and Johnraptor and the rest of their team to safety. Then there are cupcakes. The end!

[fan-this.livejournal.com]

You know, he kinda looks like a mushroom top. One of those red ones with the white dots?

Obviously there has superfluous drug use involved in the whole ass-baby business.

[eliade.livejournal.com]

I heart the muumuu. I...I think this makes me evil too.

[turtlespeaks.livejournal.com]

YAY!! Cupcakes, YAY!!

Go Team Rodney!

[fan-this.livejournal.com]

Dancing cupcakes!

[spaggel.livejournal.com]

OMG, does rodneysaur get those awesome godzilla sounds? :0 *GASPS IN DELIGHT*

SO MANY CUPCAKES, what if one of them egts a caity? Huh?HUH? where will we be then in this world of cupcakes? :((

[spaggel.livejournal.com]

Myabe john is just having a very bad dream. One with rodney, prom flash backs and mario.

[custardpringle.livejournal.com]

I think I am going to bite my finger off because I am biting down THAT HARD to stop from making loud shrill squeeee noises and waking up my parents. Curse you.

. . . not really.

The cursing bit, I mean.

[spaggel.livejournal.com]

The muumuu is a pretty. Much better then a pink diva robe. With fluff.

[turtlespeaks.livejournal.com]

Mummus are the international sign of ultimate evil. If you are an evil villain who kicks ass in a mummu, it's a sure sign that NOTHING IN THE UNIVERSE scares you.

BTW, you're icons, in this post specifically, they slay me ded, for . . . yeah. (I Love that comic!)

((death to the enterkey!!)

[custardpringle.livejournal.com]

YOU HAVE DINOSAURCOMICS ICONS.

Where'd you get them?

[eliade.livejournal.com]

They're actually the Sentient Cupcake People, attacking in their own space ship, which sets up our heroes for the sequel. Sequel!Yay!

(Of course, this doesn't necessarily mean that Rodney won't eat them.)

[turtlespeaks.livejournal.com]

So would a pink diva robe be better if it didn't have the fluff?

Also, Ronon would probably have the pink Diva robe anyway. He'd like the fluff. *grins*

[dracostella.livejournal.com]

OMG, you win at everything and then some!

That picture is just brillant. I want that story!

[eliade.livejournal.com]

Hee. I made them. I'm actually working on some others and will post & offer them soon, and then you can have some! :)

[spaggel.livejournal.com]

Do they side with the pastry people, only to turn on them and use them for food and ammo when it looks like things look grim? :0

Will rodneysaur get cavities and have a tooth pulled an johnraptor hold his hands and cry over him and then they finally admit they love each other, only for johnraptor to realize he is carrying rodneysaurs baby, but they havn't done it yet. So Johnraptor is the virginsaur the acient scrolls were talking about that would lead them to the new world, atlantis?

...my mom makes me watch soaps with her. :(