OH GOD, HELP

[spaggel]

Just worked a 10am to 10pm shift today. (this was a waken up at 7am to a getting called into work 4 hours early shift) I feel like I have giving my soul up, MY VERY SOUL. So I just want a little something to ask of the world, and really? fandom.

WOULD YOU PLEASE WRITE RODNEYSAUR/JOHNRAPTOR FIC? MANIPS? I GIVE CANDY AND COOKIES AND OTHER THINGS.

example:
cookiesnbooze: WITH JOHN TAPING HIS LITTLE CLAW WAITING FOR RODNEYSAUR TO SHUT UP
cookiesnbooze: AND THEN PUSHING HIM ON HIS BACK
cookiesnbooze: AND RODNEYAUR WAVING HIS LITTLE ARMS AROUND
lcsbanana: APPROVED


But really, all I want is something so freaking dorky and stupid, teyla ass raping people, john writing in his little journal where he stores the bitter tears of his emo youth? maybe a photomanip of assbabies? LIKE IN CHOPCHICA'S FIC? Really, I promises I will do WHATEVER YOU WANT IN RETURN. Just something to ease the pain for 12hour shifts this week :(

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Comments

[eliade.livejournal.com]

Hee. I made them. I'm actually working on some others and will post & offer them soon, and then you can have some! :)

[custardpringle.livejournal.com]

Tweehee. *dinosaur squee dance*

will there be slashy ones?

[eliade.livejournal.com]

I hadn't even thought of that! Hmm. *does the Dr. Evil pinky thing*

[custardpringle.livejournal.com]

But you have to!

I mean . . . T-Rex and Utahraptor! The great drama of their lost college-days romance! The continuing thinly-veiled sexual tension that they both deny! It must be made into icons so that all can know their true pain!

. . .

maybe I shouldn't be online at 2 AM while drinking giant cans of iced tea.