A list of things

[spaggel]

That I am willing to trade my SOUL for to get.



1. Rodney as a mobster with John as his Mole. Ronon his right hand man and Zelenka as the man that 'breaks' people. Ford as John's amusement to go fly and blow-up things with.

2. The Adventures of Rodneysaur. To quote myself: "Rodney is turned into a tiny stuffed dinosaur and is all "FEAR ME *RAWR*" but they either ignore him, because they cannot see him as he is a foot tall, or hold him and cuddle him and poke his little belly.

And john takes him to bed with him, to eat the monsters under the bed"

Bonus points if Rodneysaur is eating animal crackers and gets pokes in the belly and john rubs it better

3. Cupcake Land

4. The one were john messes up and Rodney programs all the puddle jumpers to *sigh* and *whine* when John gets in. Rodney breaks his SOUL.

5. John and Rodney drunk and start doing stupid drunk things and then Rodney is all, "Yeah, well, you may be the BIGGEST SLUT EVER and have chicks all over you. but my dick is SO MUCH BIGGER and I bet I'm better at it too." And John is all, "whatever *talk to the hand*" and Rodney is all, "no no no, really. See?" And Rodney shows him and John is has to show his, and is all, "Yeah, well, it's not hard so this means NOTHING." and then Rodney gives him a hand job and makes john touch his dick too. And Rodney is still bigger and John is all, "uh, yeah, but, I'M SO MUCH BETTER THEN YOU WITH IT." And then Rodney proves him wrong.


And fer reals. I will trade whatever it takes to get this. WHATEVER. *puts body up for sale*

EDIT: I am SERIOUSLY SERIOUS about #2. Or really, any of them. I WILL DRAW YOU THINGS. I can make little icons or become your slave or WHATEVER. Seriously, serious here.

Comments

Re: And I'm back, with more!

[rogue-crocodile.livejournal.com]

Rarr! for a still gastronomically inclined Rodneysaur.

Rarr! Rarr!! for foot-fetish pool scene and John too scared to skinny-dip.

Rarr! Rarr!! RARR!!! for Rodney still being man enough to check out Teyla's breasts at close quarters. Hmm, that's probably more man than usual. I hope he checked John out well and truly too while the opportunity was at hand.

I loved how Rodney stayed in character (his self-interest certainly didn't diminish with his size) and I adored John's possessive attitude towards him. Actually if I quoted every line I simply adored then I would be quoting the whole crack!tastic story. I must friend you now so I never miss out on such marvelous crack! again.

Re: And I'm back, with more!

[maryavatar.livejournal.com]

My crack-fu is strong this week ;)

Can't guarantee it'll last though :p

Re: And I'm back, with more!

[rogue-crocodile.livejournal.com]

That's ok. The fact that it's butt-Crack! makes it all worth while. I hope you don't mind if I stick around.

Re: And I'm back, with more!

[maryavatar.livejournal.com]

I don't mind at all! It's a little intimidating being friended by 20 people at once, but I have a large ego, I'm sure I shall decide I deserve it any minute now ;)

Re: And I'm back, with more!

[rogue-crocodile.livejournal.com]

That's what happens when you start peddling the good crack! Friends start coming out of the woodwork and next thing you realise you are a known dealer. Then all the junkies start hanging around and bring their junkie mates who bring their mates...

You sound like Rodney now. That's only going to make us like you more you realise?

Re: And I'm back, with more!

[maryavatar.livejournal.com]

It has been pointed out that I have Rodneyesque ego before. Unfortunately I don't have his IQ to go with it :(

Re: And I'm back, with more!

[rogue-crocodile.livejournal.com]

I wonder if having an IQ so high would be as appealing as it looks on the surface. To always be in demand for what your formidable intellect can accomplish seems a double-edged sword to me. Not to mention the struggle to find somebody to communicate with on the same level in a social or romantic manner. I find it difficult enough now and I can only imagine that the odds would be far less favourable for somebody such as Rodney.

The arrogance he displays is very familiar to me. It reminds me of the similar arrogance and eccentricity I have wrapped around myself like armor since early childhood. My constant questions and willingness to stand up and argue with adults when I knew I was right didn't earn me many friends, either amongst my peers or authority figures. The few who did find it attractive were average trouble-makers and they were, after an initial period of discovery, of little interest to me.