What a day.

"Yes, yes. It is all ready now," Zelenka said, "Please put him down and stand back."

John gave Rodneysaur one last squeeze and put him down on the floor. "I feel like I should say 'goodbye' but you're not really going anywhere, are you?"

Rodney rarred nervously and started sucking on the end of his tail.

*ZAPPP*

"And why you... what the hell?" Rodney yelled, sprawled face-down on the floor without a stitch of clothing on.

And now John had a perfect view of Rodney's naked ass. He'd never noticed how... pink Rodney was before. He jumped up and grabbed a spare lab coat and handed it to Rodney as Zelenka helped him up. "Welcome back, Rodney."

"Okay, what's going on? Where's Simpson? And why am I naked?"

Everyone started talking at once.

"You were a dinosaur..."

"There was an accident with the transformation device..."

"Wow, he really doesn't remember the meatballs..."

"Never mind the meatballs, what about Teyla's breasts..."

"EVERYONE BE QUIET NOW!" Zelenka roared. "Please, everyone leave now. I will take Rodney to sick bay and tell him what happened." He made shooing gestures at everyone. "Go!"

John patted Rodney on the head. "It's good to see you, McKay, but you totally owe me one for cleaning up what you did in my shower last night."

The End!

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20thcenturyvole.livejournal.com

AIEEE! He doesn't remember a thing! *sniffle*

Aw, that was the cutest, crackiest thing ever, and it made my evening. Thank you.

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Thanks :) And I'm sure there will be plenty of people lining up to tell him about it ;)

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3jane.livejournal.com

I'm wiggling with joy from reading this. Also, now I crave cupcakes and meatballs and it's all your fault.

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I'm craving meatballs myself. My husband usually brings a big bag of ribs home from the supermarket on Sundays, but there were none left today :(

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ajksdhkajsdhkj DID LITTLE RODNEYSAUR DO A BIG BOY THING IN THE SHOWER?

And henceforth we shall call him "rodneysaur-ass"

AND THIS WAS MOST WODNERFUL. I will indeed draw more rodneysaur-ass, BUT ALSO! You so deserve more for making this so long and so wonderful and yes, yes'es. *nods head*

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Yeah, and it wasn't just your average foul carnivore poop either. There was chocolate bar wrapper and tinfoil and bits of pencil in it. Rodney really owes John for cleaning that up.

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And socks, cannot forget the socks. And really, no fiber :(

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And really, no fiber :(

LMAO! Hence the grunting noises waking John up in the middle of the night ;)

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Rodney was a little plugged up, cupcakes just don't help out you know. Maybe john should of slipped rodney some metamusal.

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whatdanidigs.livejournal.com

Love Love loved this.

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Thank you :)

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AAAAAAAAAHHH.

Yours wins FAR more than mine does. :D Oh, that's gorgeous.

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LOL! Thank you :)

And I have to confess... I haven't read yours yet. I was too stoned yesterday to read anything more complicated than 'Post Comment'. I promise, I shall read it today. Just as soon as the coffee kicks in.

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Ahahaha. Truly, I see how many comments you got - I've been doing nothing but reply for 24 hours, I can understand why you haven't. Good lord. :D

*loves*

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Oh God, yes. This is the second time in two weeks I've written something that broke 100 comments. I've always made a point of replying to every single piece of feedback I get, but... omg. Eventually you run out of ways to say 'thank you for thinking I'm wonderful'. This must be what BNFs feel like O.o

And icon! Bwah!

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I've always made a point of replying to every single piece of feedback

*feels all shameful for not taking the effort to reply to comments*

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*snort*

Ah, but I'm a bored housewife. I have the time to reply to everything. And if I got this many comments every week, I'm pretty sure I'd stop doing it.

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Re: And I'm back, with more!

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Re: The Illustrated Adventures of Rodneysaurus

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I'm with

maryavatar. If I got this many comments (THREE PAGES. for the first time in my life dear god) all the time, like you do, I'd stop replying :)

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I KNOW! Someone completely unrelated MADE THAT and I FOUND IT TODAY and I had fits.

I am so freaked. I've never ever gotten to two pages of comments before and I just broke THREE.

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Rarr! for a still gastronomically inclined Rodneysaur.

Rarr! Rarr!! for foot-fetish pool scene and John too scared to skinny-dip.

Rarr! Rarr!! RARR!!! for Rodney still being man enough to check out Teyla's breasts at close quarters. Hmm, that's probably more man than usual. I hope he checked John out well and truly too while the opportunity was at hand.

I loved how Rodney stayed in character (his self-interest certainly didn't diminish with his size) and I adored John's possessive attitude towards him. Actually if I quoted every line I simply adored then I would be quoting the whole crack!tastic story. I must friend you now so I never miss out on such marvelous crack! again.

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My crack-fu is strong this week ;)

Can't guarantee it'll last though :p

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That's ok. The fact that it's butt-Crack! makes it all worth while. I hope you don't mind if I stick around.

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