A list of things

[spaggel]

That I am willing to trade my SOUL for to get.



1. Rodney as a mobster with John as his Mole. Ronon his right hand man and Zelenka as the man that 'breaks' people. Ford as John's amusement to go fly and blow-up things with.

2. The Adventures of Rodneysaur. To quote myself: "Rodney is turned into a tiny stuffed dinosaur and is all "FEAR ME *RAWR*" but they either ignore him, because they cannot see him as he is a foot tall, or hold him and cuddle him and poke his little belly.

And john takes him to bed with him, to eat the monsters under the bed"

Bonus points if Rodneysaur is eating animal crackers and gets pokes in the belly and john rubs it better

3. Cupcake Land

4. The one were john messes up and Rodney programs all the puddle jumpers to *sigh* and *whine* when John gets in. Rodney breaks his SOUL.

5. John and Rodney drunk and start doing stupid drunk things and then Rodney is all, "Yeah, well, you may be the BIGGEST SLUT EVER and have chicks all over you. but my dick is SO MUCH BIGGER and I bet I'm better at it too." And John is all, "whatever *talk to the hand*" and Rodney is all, "no no no, really. See?" And Rodney shows him and John is has to show his, and is all, "Yeah, well, it's not hard so this means NOTHING." and then Rodney gives him a hand job and makes john touch his dick too. And Rodney is still bigger and John is all, "uh, yeah, but, I'M SO MUCH BETTER THEN YOU WITH IT." And then Rodney proves him wrong.


And fer reals. I will trade whatever it takes to get this. WHATEVER. *puts body up for sale*

EDIT: I am SERIOUSLY SERIOUS about #2. Or really, any of them. I WILL DRAW YOU THINGS. I can make little icons or become your slave or WHATEVER. Seriously, serious here.

Comments

Re: Awesomeness.

[alie]

Maybe he really misses Rodney and is lonely and hugs the plush dino to his bare chest all "OH RODNEY WHERE ARE YOU I HAVEN'T BEEN INSULTED FOR 9 HOURS FIFTY MINUTES AND 11 SECONDS WHICH IS A WOLSTENHOLME PRIME"... and Rodney would totally have an orgasm over that if he were not, alas, a stuffed animal.

Re: Awesomeness.

[svmadelyn.livejournal.com]

Originally, I was thinking it took Rodney like, a certain amount of time to adapt to his new body and he'd be in a life-threatening situation when he figured out hey, he could move those little arms to hide under the bed. So, uh, his tail could....you know, straighten during such things. That might be a little over the crack line though, you know? And I keep picturing like, Elizabeth or someone coming in and being like, look, we'll find Rodney, and *teasingly* handing John the stuffed animal, and then when they're gone, JOHN COULD SO HAVE THAT MOMENT.

Re: Awesomeness.

[alie]

OMG WE HAVE THE SAME BRAIN BECAUSE...

I was totally thinking that Rodney would eventually learn how to move. Except my movement reveal was that Rodney falls off John's desk when he tries to see John masturbating better. And then John freaks because HELLO THE STUFFED ANIMAL JUST MOVED.

I LOVE the idea of Elizabeth handing John the stuffed animal, too and that's when he says he misses Rodney. -totally adds that to plot to write in-