onthecontrary: go straight to the UNDERAGE BOY SEXXING

[spaggel]

The mind is a dirty dirty place and GOD, I WANT LOLITA JOHN WITH RODNEY SEX. SO. BAD.

(ALL CAPS warning)


onthecontrary: http://www.livejournal.com/users/ihatefastcars/241478.html?nc=4
onthecontrary: sldhaskjhda
spaggel: laksjdl
Spaggel: JOHN'S A PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS
onthecontrary: hsaljka John IS a princess
onthecontrary: that's why I love him so
Spaggel: and rodney's his chamber maid
onthecontrary: akjshd his servent who loves him so
onthecontrary: in a snappy, malicious way
Spaggel: but tucks little princess john in at night
Spaggel: reads him storys
onthecontrary:
Spaggel: cleans up his booboos
onthecontrary: kisses his scrapped knees
Spaggel: holds him the first time john crys over getting dumped
Spaggel: YES
Spaggel: alskdj this is turning into lolita john in my mind
onthecontrary: slkdas lolita John would be kinda hot
onthecontrary: but then, I DO LIKE THEM YOUNG
Spaggel: YOU DO
Spaggel: ALL FOR THE SOFT YOUNG FLESH
onthecontrary: j;lskdj as
Spaggel: laksd please write me lolita john fic
onthecontrary: ;sjdlksj I'll make an attempt, my friend
onthecontrary: just for you
onthecontrary: DOES RODNEY HAVE TO BE THE DIRTY LECHEROUS MAN?
Spaggel: YES, YES HE DOES
Spaggel: AND HE WILL BE TORN
Spaggel: HE WILL BE JOHN'S TUTOR
Spaggel: AND, AND
Spaggel: HIS CARE GIVER
onthecontrary: haslkjasjhdkj
Spaggel: BECAUSE SOMETHIGN HAPPENED AND NOW RODNEY CAN'T KEEP HIS ONE JOB
onthecontrary: and he will be married to John's mother?
Spaggel: SO HE BECOMES A TUTOR
Spaggel: weeeeeeell, I dont want him to be
Spaggel: I just want him to have a little apartment and his cat
onthecontrary: awwwwwwwww
Spaggel: THAT'S ALL HE HAS
Spaggel: WHICH IS WHY HE IS TORN



onthecontrary: if I write John as Lolita porn, I'll share it with hklhaekljhalksjhd
onthecontrary: screeeeeeeeeam
Spaggel: kaslks
Spaggel: start it off with, "John had always gone for the older guys"
Spaggel: alksdjla OR NOT aklsdjl
Spaggel: JUST JOHN LOLITA PORN
onthecontrary: go straight to the UNDERAGE BOY SEXXING
Spaggel: YES, THAT PLEASE
Spaggel: OR LIKE AMERICAN BEAUTY
onthecontrary: ashdlkajsh oh my god
Spaggel: AND JOHN IS ALL ABOUT SEDUCING RODNEY
onthecontrary: JOHN SEDUCING
onthecontrary: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Spaggel: AND RODNEY IS IMPROVING HIMSELF
onthecontrary: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
onthecontrary: halksjdhaskj
Spaggel: TO GET AT JOHN
onthecontrary: TO BECOME MORE DESIRABLE
onthecontrary: GOD
Spaggel: STARTS SMOKING POT
onthecontrary: WE ARE TERRIBLE PEOPLE
onthecontrary: AHAHAHAHAHA
Spaggel: WORKS OUT
onthecontrary: WORKING OUT
Spaggel: LKASJDl
onthecontrary: *HIGH FIVES*
Spaggel: *SCORE*
Spaggel: STARTS TO WORK AT DK DONUTS
Spaggel: skldjlaskd
Spaggel: THEN, THEN
Spaggel: They are about to DO IT, OMG and john is all
Spaggel: "um... it's kinda of my first time "
Spaggel: AND RODNEY, HE JUST GOES FOR IT ANYWAYS
Spaggel: alskdjl
onthecontrary: hdalksj *cries*
onthecontrary: but TENDERLY
onthecontrary: HE DOES NOT WANT TO SCAR HIS LITTLE BOY FOR LIFE
onthecontrary: goddamnit, now I'm going to have to rent and rewatch American Beauty
onthecontrary: reincorporate the whole thing
Spaggel: alksjdlkasd PLEASE, PLEASE DO IT
onthecontrary: WHO WOULD BE THE WEIRD CREEPING BOY WITH THE CAMERA?
Spaggel: OR I WILL BEG MY FLIST
Spaggel: FORD
onthecontrary: AHAHAHAHAHA
Spaggel: alksldkj WAIT, NO, TEYLA IS RODNEY'S DAUGHTER
Spaggel: AND RONON
onthecontrary: I WAS JUST THINKING THAT
Spaggel: STALKS HER
onthecontrary: AHAHAHAHAHHA
Spaggel: OR FORD
Spaggel: MAYBE A MIX, TWINS?a
Spaggel: sdlaskdj
onthecontrary: Teyla is the daughter
Spaggel: CALDWELL IS THE FATHER
onthecontrary: AAJSHDLASLKJASHDLK
onthecontrary: ASHDLKAJSDHGAHGSDLAHS
Spaggel: TRIES TO TAP RODNEY'S GAY ASS
onthecontrary: instead of a wife, he has a lab partner
onthecontrary: ZELENKA
Spaggel: RODNEY IS, DONT GO THERE GIRLFRIEND
onthecontrary: hashdhalsj
Spaggel: lasdhklasfklasdjklsdaalsjkdhlaksd
Spaggel: ;zklsjdla
onthecontrary: *crying*



onthecontrary: now I am thinking, perhaps Ford should be Rodney's adopted child
onthecontrary: because John would come and hang out with him
onthecontrary: AND TRY TO BANG HIS OLD MAN
Spaggel: slakdjlaskd
onthecontrary: this is going to require a lot of thought
Spaggel: OF COURSE
Spaggel: please, look into it
onthecontrary: JOHN AND RODNEY WOULD NOT BE CHEERLEADERS THOUGH
onthecontrary: .... or would they
onthecontrary: ahslkdsahdja
onthecontrary: John and Ford, I mean GOD
onthecontrary: SO MUCH TO THINK ABOUT, HERE
Spaggel: THEY WOULD BE LITTLE CHEERLEADERS
Spaggel: THE BOYS
Spaggel: so they have someone they can talk about hair styling with
Spaggel: at least JOHN WILL
Spaggel: NEWEST PRODUCTS
Spaggel: COLORS AND SUCH
onthecontrary: laskdjalsk
onthecontrary: even IF I make John and Ford cheerleaders
onthecontrary: IF, I SAY
onthecontrary: THEY WILL NOT WEAR SKIRTS
Spaggel: .... oh
onthecontrary: .... unless Rodney asks John to
onthecontrary: asjkhdalskjhd'
Spaggel: dont hurt me like that
Spaggel: asdaskld
Spaggel: Rodney digs boys in uniform
onthecontrary: yeah, but would John dig a boy in a skirt?
onthecontrary: ... probably
Spaggel: yes, because he is a big mouths whore <3
Spaggel: mouths, mouthed THING
onthecontrary: jashdajksh
Spaggel: JUST A WHORE HOW LIKES TO FLIRT WITH OLD MEN
Spaggel: WHO *sigh*
onthecontrary: god, John in a cheerleading skirt seducing Rodney
onthecontrary: RODNEY WOULD NOT HAVE A CHANCE
Spaggel: And omg, for sleep overs, john would wear a hot pink skirt
Spaggel: and a tub top alskjdl
onthecontrary: okay, for the sake of John's dignity, he is not wearing a skirt in front of Ford
onthecontrary: only Rodney
Spaggel: okay *sigh*
onthecontrary: JOHN HAS A SENSE OF PRIDE
onthecontrary: I CANNOT CRUSH THAT ENTIRELY
Spaggel: NOT WHEN IT COMES TO GETTING LAID
Spaggel: IT DOESNT EXIST
onthecontrary: sdklhasjkahsdh
onthecontrary: HE WILL NOT BE BONING FORD
Spaggel: fine, be that way
onthecontrary: be nice if I am to write Atlantis Beauty, I have to have some say
Spaggel:
onthecontrary: dl;asjdkasjd AS IF YOU ARE REALLY HEARTBROKEN
onthecontrary: INSIDE YOU ARE STILL ESTATIC
onthecontrary: because you are thinking about John in little red spanky pants and a short red skirt, blushing so hard but still sitting on Rodney's lap
onthecontrary: and Rodney trying so hard to behave but eventually feeling him up and stripping his little boy panties off him
onthecontrary: and, like, giving him a rim job over the back of the couch
onthecontrary: WHILE FORD SLEEPS UPSTAIRS
Spaggel: asmdaskdalskdjlask d
Spaggel: I LOVE YOU


Done posting, because unlike John, I do have a sense of modesty.

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aklsjdl

I enjoy being a scapegoat.