the better illustrate my PAIN

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I will use rodney. And yes, Rodney IS about to bitch slap John for waving a tasty and delicious turkey sandwich around him with a tasty hard roll.

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But if it was nice, it wouldn't be stale and hard enough to be beaten with, and the meat and salad would fly everywhere.

Yep, there's the rub! John discards the idea for that very reason, watching the banana being demolished.

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Hm... you're right and Rodney would never waste food like that.

I bet John would have panic atacks when Rodney woudl try to give him blowjbs, just thinking of how Rodney massacres his food and thinking "That would be my DICK." and always being like, "ah, no, no, uh... I dont feel like a blow job?" and Rodney woudl be like, "OMG, its not that you're gay its that your IMPOTENT . I KNEW IT." and John just wouldnt be able to get himself out of that one.

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Yep ... although maybe Ronon would catch the flying ingredients. Hm.

That's actually one of my oldest .. themes? I keep wanting (to write) a guy who refuses a bj and it's just so unpopular that I've never written it - though so believable. Penii keep being bitten off all the time, left and right *vague handwave* and also the left-over banana-mash in Rodney's mouth was a bit repulsive ... though impotence does not mean he can't have an erection at all. But I could see John faking it :)

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I would read it. I woudl be ALL OVER IT. because its not that John cant get an erection, because well, John is a horn dog. but he starts and then Rodney is all, "I will go do and lick you like a lollie" but John starts thinking about the fact that when Rodney licks a lolli he means just starts to bite it and the eating the banana and then is goes away EVERY TIME.

Rodney just sort of pets him and tells him that it happen all the time to guys his age and you know, "Im sure they can bring you soemthing on the next run from earth, you know..."

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You should be glad you are spared the nearly daily musings and comments my friend had to bear with ("yeees, you already said so last night") regarding sex and eating and how penii are chomped on. Finding a priapic plateful, as yucky as the (mental) image is, didn't help, and guys are so very touchy when it comes to their precious so, much temptation for possibly unpalatable munching musings, Rodney's increasing appetite diminishing John's enthusiasm.

*googles word for semi-cannibalistic sex*

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Dont worry, I do much the same myself, fortune shines upon me when gayvid (gay david) goes along with me and manages to gross out the rest of the works, but not my boss. Which is amazing because she has a sicker mind then us put together.

I wonder if John has nightmares that he's standing at a table with his dick on a plate and rodneys just starts cutting it away piece by piece and eating it. And you kow, since its so BIG the nightmares goes on and on and on.....

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I like how you add that it's so BIG. Somehow, that makes it all less demeaning. Or maybe it's just the lateness of the hour and I should take my dried bug pill and bugger off before I start doodling that (seeing as it's always those scenes that make me (PS: it reminds me of Deanna Troi cutting herself up as a cake)).


But seriously? In my repeated ponderings about how to write this, use this (as a (day)dream most likely), I also imagined it going on and on, one chomping but there not being and end to it. Obviously no knives and forks because it's the direct oral aspect that connects them, plus it's impossible to have John not react to the cutting. But did you also think of precisely this before today, is that a weird coincidence? Or um - see other comment for further reasons *keeps pondering*

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Also? forgive the horrible typos Im realizing Im making. Vicodin does that to me

sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

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Ah, but another side-effect is euphoria, I just read.
And drowsiness.

Sadly, cannibalistic sex links all seem to concern insects. I think I used the wrong key words.

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Sadly, cannibalistic sex links all seem to concern insects.

now it makes PERFECT sence for john because he's going to dream he is a bug again and mates with rodney and then gets EATEN

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I knoooooooooooooooooooooooow!! XD