the better illustrate my PAIN

[spaggel]

I will use rodney. And yes, Rodney IS about to bitch slap John for waving a tasty and delicious turkey sandwich around him with a tasty hard roll.

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

Won't the drugs make him miss John's head, and possibly keel over, inducing more pain? There have to have been some drugs administered for tooth pulling, possibly making you think you don't actually have lips anymore.

[spaggel.livejournal.com]

If rodney misses and falls, Johns complex will kick in and he will kiss he boboo's btter and also end up feeding rodney pudding and bananas by hand and rodney will play around with said banana and be like, "wow, being drugged up has gotten rid of my gag reflex" and john will make little choking noises and think DIRTY THOUGHTS

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

That's much better than the stale baguette duel I had envisioned.

Also, enviable the person who has such a feeder, and not just powdered soup.

Because yeah, if R feels like I did, he'd not actually feel anything in his mouth, which can be dangerous but hmmmmmmm *thinks dirty thoughts as well*

[spaggel.livejournal.com]

i think rodney beating John up with the bagutte that he dare eat in front of him is also pretty awesome. Death by Bread.

Though, if you cant feel your mouth, how an you tell where your teeth are going to be :O

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

But if it was nice, it wouldn't be stale and hard enough to be beaten with, and the meat and salad would fly everywhere.

Yep, there's the rub! John discards the idea for that very reason, watching the banana being demolished.

[spaggel.livejournal.com]

Hm... you're right and Rodney would never waste food like that.

I bet John would have panic atacks when Rodney woudl try to give him blowjbs, just thinking of how Rodney massacres his food and thinking "That would be my DICK." and always being like, "ah, no, no, uh... I dont feel like a blow job?" and Rodney woudl be like, "OMG, its not that you're gay its that your IMPOTENT . I KNEW IT." and John just wouldnt be able to get himself out of that one.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

Yep ... although maybe Ronon would catch the flying ingredients. Hm.

That's actually one of my oldest .. themes? I keep wanting (to write) a guy who refuses a bj and it's just so unpopular that I've never written it - though so believable. Penii keep being bitten off all the time, left and right *vague handwave* and also the left-over banana-mash in Rodney's mouth was a bit repulsive ... though impotence does not mean he can't have an erection at all. But I could see John faking it :)

[spaggel.livejournal.com]

I would read it. I woudl be ALL OVER IT. because its not that John cant get an erection, because well, John is a horn dog. but he starts and then Rodney is all, "I will go do and lick you like a lollie" but John starts thinking about the fact that when Rodney licks a lolli he means just starts to bite it and the eating the banana and then is goes away EVERY TIME.

Rodney just sort of pets him and tells him that it happen all the time to guys his age and you know, "Im sure they can bring you soemthing on the next run from earth, you know..."

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

You should be glad you are spared the nearly daily musings and comments my friend had to bear with ("yeees, you already said so last night") regarding sex and eating and how penii are chomped on. Finding a priapic plateful, as yucky as the (mental) image is, didn't help, and guys are so very touchy when it comes to their precious so, much temptation for possibly unpalatable munching musings, Rodney's increasing appetite diminishing John's enthusiasm.

*googles word for semi-cannibalistic sex*

[spaggel.livejournal.com]

Dont worry, I do much the same myself, fortune shines upon me when gayvid (gay david) goes along with me and manages to gross out the rest of the works, but not my boss. Which is amazing because she has a sicker mind then us put together.

I wonder if John has nightmares that he's standing at a table with his dick on a plate and rodneys just starts cutting it away piece by piece and eating it. And you kow, since its so BIG the nightmares goes on and on and on.....

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

I like how you add that it's so BIG. Somehow, that makes it all less demeaning. Or maybe it's just the lateness of the hour and I should take my dried bug pill and bugger off before I start doodling that (seeing as it's always those scenes that make me (PS: it reminds me of Deanna Troi cutting herself up as a cake)).


But seriously? In my repeated ponderings about how to write this, use this (as a (day)dream most likely), I also imagined it going on and on, one chomping but there not being and end to it. Obviously no knives and forks because it's the direct oral aspect that connects them, plus it's impossible to have John not react to the cutting. But did you also think of precisely this before today, is that a weird coincidence? Or um - see other comment for further reasons *keeps pondering*

[spaggel.livejournal.com]

Also? forgive the horrible typos Im realizing Im making. Vicodin does that to me

sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

Ah, but another side-effect is euphoria, I just read.
And drowsiness.

Sadly, cannibalistic sex links all seem to concern insects. I think I used the wrong key words.

Re: sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

[spaggel.livejournal.com]

Sadly, cannibalistic sex links all seem to concern insects.

now it makes PERFECT sence for john because he's going to dream he is a bug again and mates with rodney and then gets EATEN

Re: sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

I knoooooooooooooooooooooooow!! XD

[pollitt.livejournal.com]

\o/

You win.


Hope you feel better :(

[maryavatar.livejournal.com]

Bwah! My youngest spawn has a loose tooth that's just at the painful-and-wobbly-but-not-ready-to-fall-out stage, and I was mocking her with my chocolatey chewy cereal bars. At least... until she complained to UG, who made delicious cinnamon porridge for her instead, and wouldn't let me have any :(

[spaggel.livejournal.com]

Dont mock the wee one. I feel her pain. I gave up and ate a sandwich with my wobbly tooth when i was a wee baby and ate my tooth with it.

[maryavatar.livejournal.com]

Ew. If Spawn #3 would just wobble the damned tooth it'd fall out, but she's all 'eek, eek, bits of me are loose, don't touch omg!'

[spaggel.livejournal.com]

You shoudl tell her if she doesnt wiggle it lose and make the hole then the other toth will STILL come in and she will have two teeth in the SAME SPOT. And wouldnt that look just beyond weird?

[maryavatar.livejournal.com]

That's no threat: her last two teeth came though before the old ones fell out too. Blech.

[aurora]

*PETS YOU A LOT*

[spaggel.livejournal.com]

*NEEDS PETS LIKE WHOA*

[kick-it-harder.livejournal.com]

That picture reminds me of this one you drew way back in the day, when we use to be all crazy. Like, crazy. \:D/

(http://photobucket.com)

Feel better. :">

[spaggel.livejournal.com]

asdhkajsdhkj We used to be THE BEST at being crazy. Cupcake :X

[kick-it-harder.livejournal.com]

OMG I KNOW! :X!

& i have so many of our crazy phase saved on a sooper sekrit speshul folder. :">

i miss the good old days, hardcore.

(o)(o)

[spaggel.livejournal.com]

Whatever happened to those great days of greatness? WHAT I ASK OF YOU?! :((

I still have most of the artwork (lost of lot of it since my old computer died of a heart attack)

the good days man 8====D

[kick-it-harder.livejournal.com]

:">!!!1

My two personal favorites XD!

(http://photobucket.com)

(http://photobucket.com)

(|)

We owned the qaf fandom.
At least crack-wise.

[gweneiriol.livejournal.com]

Look at Rodney's cute angry face and how helpful (but not really) John's being!! HEE!!!

I LOVE your art and thank you VERY much for sharing it with us!

[gillianinoz.livejournal.com]

I feel your pain!

But John looks so innocent and clueless! I love angry!Rodney!