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A list of things
That I am willing to trade my SOUL for to get.
1. Rodney as a mobster with John as his Mole. Ronon his right hand man and Zelenka as the man that 'breaks' people. Ford as John's amusement to go fly and blow-up things with.
2. The Adventures of Rodneysaur. To quote myself: "Rodney is turned into a tiny stuffed dinosaur and is all "FEAR ME *RAWR*" but they either ignore him, because they cannot see him as he is a foot tall, or hold him and cuddle him and poke his little belly.
And john takes him to bed with him, to eat the monsters under the bed"
Bonus points if Rodneysaur is eating animal crackers and gets pokes in the belly and john rubs it better
3. Cupcake Land
4. The one were john messes up and Rodney programs all the puddle jumpers to *sigh* and *whine* when John gets in. Rodney breaks his SOUL.
5. John and Rodney drunk and start doing stupid drunk things and then Rodney is all, "Yeah, well, you may be the BIGGEST SLUT EVER and have chicks all over you. but my dick is SO MUCH BIGGER and I bet I'm better at it too." And John is all, "whatever *talk to the hand*" and Rodney is all, "no no no, really. See?" And Rodney shows him and John is has to show his, and is all, "Yeah, well, it's not hard so this means NOTHING." and then Rodney gives him a hand job and makes john touch his dick too. And Rodney is still bigger and John is all, "uh, yeah, but, I'M SO MUCH BETTER THEN YOU WITH IT." And then Rodney proves him wrong.
And fer reals. I will trade whatever it takes to get this. WHATEVER. *puts body up for sale*
EDIT: I am SERIOUSLY SERIOUS about #2. Or really, any of them. I WILL DRAW YOU THINGS. I can make little icons or become your slave or WHATEVER. Seriously, serious here.
1. Rodney as a mobster with John as his Mole. Ronon his right hand man and Zelenka as the man that 'breaks' people. Ford as John's amusement to go fly and blow-up things with.
2. The Adventures of Rodneysaur. To quote myself: "Rodney is turned into a tiny stuffed dinosaur and is all "FEAR ME *RAWR*" but they either ignore him, because they cannot see him as he is a foot tall, or hold him and cuddle him and poke his little belly.
And john takes him to bed with him, to eat the monsters under the bed"
Bonus points if Rodneysaur is eating animal crackers and gets pokes in the belly and john rubs it better
3. Cupcake Land
4. The one were john messes up and Rodney programs all the puddle jumpers to *sigh* and *whine* when John gets in. Rodney breaks his SOUL.
5. John and Rodney drunk and start doing stupid drunk things and then Rodney is all, "Yeah, well, you may be the BIGGEST SLUT EVER and have chicks all over you. but my dick is SO MUCH BIGGER and I bet I'm better at it too." And John is all, "whatever *talk to the hand*" and Rodney is all, "no no no, really. See?" And Rodney shows him and John is has to show his, and is all, "Yeah, well, it's not hard so this means NOTHING." and then Rodney gives him a hand job and makes john touch his dick too. And Rodney is still bigger and John is all, "uh, yeah, but, I'M SO MUCH BETTER THEN YOU WITH IT." And then Rodney proves him wrong.
And fer reals. I will trade whatever it takes to get this. WHATEVER. *puts body up for sale*
EDIT: I am SERIOUSLY SERIOUS about #2. Or really, any of them. I WILL DRAW YOU THINGS. I can make little icons or become your slave or WHATEVER. Seriously, serious here.
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Rarr! Rarr!! for foot-fetish pool scene and John too scared to skinny-dip.
Rarr! Rarr!! RARR!!! for Rodney still being man enough to check out Teyla's breasts at close quarters. Hmm, that's probably more man than usual. I hope he checked John out well and truly too while the opportunity was at hand.
I loved how Rodney stayed in character (his self-interest certainly didn't diminish with his size) and I adored John's possessive attitude towards him. Actually if I quoted every line I simply adored then I would be quoting the whole crack!tastic story. I must friend you now so I never miss out on such marvelous crack! again.
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Can't guarantee it'll last though :p
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You sound like Rodney now. That's only going to make us like you more you realise?
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The arrogance he displays is very familiar to me. It reminds me of the similar arrogance and eccentricity I have wrapped around myself like armor since early childhood. My constant questions and willingness to stand up and argue with adults when I knew I was right didn't earn me many friends, either amongst my peers or authority figures. The few who did find it attractive were average trouble-makers and they were, after an initial period of discovery, of little interest to me.