What a day.

"Yes, yes. It is all ready now," Zelenka said, "Please put him down and stand back."

John gave Rodneysaur one last squeeze and put him down on the floor. "I feel like I should say 'goodbye' but you're not really going anywhere, are you?"

Rodney rarred nervously and started sucking on the end of his tail.

*ZAPPP*

"And why you... what the hell?" Rodney yelled, sprawled face-down on the floor without a stitch of clothing on.

And now John had a perfect view of Rodney's naked ass. He'd never noticed how... pink Rodney was before. He jumped up and grabbed a spare lab coat and handed it to Rodney as Zelenka helped him up. "Welcome back, Rodney."

"Okay, what's going on? Where's Simpson? And why am I naked?"

Everyone started talking at once.

"You were a dinosaur..."

"There was an accident with the transformation device..."

"Wow, he really doesn't remember the meatballs..."

"Never mind the meatballs, what about Teyla's breasts..."

"EVERYONE BE QUIET NOW!" Zelenka roared. "Please, everyone leave now. I will take Rodney to sick bay and tell him what happened." He made shooing gestures at everyone. "Go!"

John patted Rodney on the head. "It's good to see you, McKay, but you totally owe me one for cleaning up what you did in my shower last night."

The End!