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[kickthebeat.livejournal.com]

I think those unicorns are kinda ... gay :(

[spaggel.livejournal.com]

What, with the butt sex and all?

Straight guys do it all the time.

[kickthebeat.livejournal.com]

so I hear [-o< in between the crying and the sulking and the sharing and the eating disorders? it constantly amazes me that straight guys have time to have sex with each other at all.

[spaggel.livejournal.com]

I know. Poor guys :( between the ass-slapping and manly hugs, what more is there to keep them going? the sex and when they cant have that? *sigh*

[kickthebeat.livejournal.com]

they could always make babies together! .... wait.

[spaggel.livejournal.com]

Just because they have't had any yet, isn't for lack of trying.

I REALLY, REALLY WANT RODNEY/RADEK BABIES. Really, i DO. So short and angry and drunks and coffee addicts. Like, at the age of 12.

[kickthebeat.livejournal.com]

BUTT BABIES.

sajkdhlkajs I think Radek would be a decent daddy :)) ajsdhk alcoholic caffeine genius child, though? YES YES Y-E-S.

[spaggel.livejournal.com]

and also very, very short. And crazy. With a big boner for John.

[kickthebeat.livejournal.com]

sajhdlksja short crazy twelve-year old with a boner for John is like the ultimate short bus shout out [-o< "HEY JOHN HEY HEY HEY WHAT'S UP WANNA GO BLOW SOME BUBBLES WITH ME? COOL COOL COOL MAYBE ONE DAY YOU CAN TEACH ME TO SURF? YEAH AWESOME ALRIGHT COOKIES ARE DONE BE RIGHT BACK"

[helenish.livejournal.com]

you know, though, I feel Rodney might be one of those really hyper-careful ridiculous parents, and not allow his kid to eat, like,sugar or wheat or gluten or peanuts, and especially not caffeine, and if he caught Sheppard slipping him a piece of chocolate he'd TOTALLY WIG.

Zelenka would totally be the laid-back dad.

For some reason, in my head, this is sort of a blended family, where Rodney and Sheppard are sleeping together, and Radek and Ronon are sleeping together, and they co-parent! (With hilarious results.) Also, Ronon would be the most hilarious step-father ever. He'd teach the kid to knife-fight at four, and consider it perfectly safe. Also, best piggy-back rides ever. Also, little Subramanian Chandrasekhar (http://www.cartage.org.lb/en/themes/Arts/Graphicartists/Prints/scistamp/cosmo2/02.html) McKay [probably called 'Sub' or 'Ian'] would be the first of many babies, because Ronon would totally want to have Zelenka's baby, and Sheppard just has poor man-birth-control skillz, and is always getting knocked up by mistake.

[spaggel.livejournal.com]

Poor kid is like, "I have 4 daddies. No mom." and people are all "But where is your MOM. You know, who gave birth to you?" and little Ian is all, "My daddy pooped me out. It's kind of a joke. I'm a butt baby."

Rodney is horrified and ronon pees himself laughing.

Good times.

[helenish.livejournal.com]

oh, see, I always picture them having to cut out a man-pregnancy baby so it won't burst through the guy's gut cavity in a horrific gory accident.

Also, see this watch (http://www.princetonwatches.com/shop/DBC-310-1.asp)? This is the watch I own and wear. This is the watch John needs to be able to remember to take his man-birth-control, but John probably wants something CUTE and COOL looking. On the other hand, that watch is, like, the ultimate geek fetish accessory [ermm, field tested,] so John would probably wear it to get Rodney hot.

[diluvian.livejournal.com]

::snork::

Oh, god, that *all* cracks me the hell up. But especially the kid's NAME!!

::dies::

[bluebrocade.livejournal.com]

OMG. Best baby name evah. And I totally remember that guy from writing a report on black holes in sixth grade.

[fan-this.livejournal.com]

Rodney: :smack: You FORGOT?

John: Don't hurt me! :woobies:

Rodney: How do you forget to take your man-birth control!? How can you not read that!? :points to scoreboard size screen flashing "TAKE YOUR DAMN PILLS":

John: Errrr.........does this mean no sex?

Rodney: Jesus help me. :prances away huffily:

[bluebrocade.livejournal.com]

LOL

[amezri.livejournal.com]

AWESOME.