WHUT? Cheesy panties?

Yeah, somedays I can't help myself.

myrafur: You don't get quality smegma by cleaning every day, Spagpie
spaggel: I hope not :|
spaggel: I am anti-cheesy panties
myrafur: XD
myrafur: *DIES*
spaggel: asjkdhkajsd THIS ONE TIME
spaggel: AT A PARTY
myrafur: *STILL DYING*
spaggel: THIS GIRLS DOG BROUGHT HER CHEESY PANTIES
spaggel: OUT FROM HER ROOM
myrafur: lkjfalskdf DYING
myrafur: DYING
spaggel: INTO THE LIVING ROOM AND WAS LIKE EATING THEM
spaggel: INFRONT OF EVERYONE
spaggel: IT WAS REALLY INTO IT
myrafur: DEAD
myrafur: WHEEZING
spaggel: IT WENT ON FOR LIKE A GOOD 10 MINS BECAUSE NO ONE WAS GOING TO SAY ANYTHING
myrafur: oh my god I have tears streaming
spaggel: SHE FOUND OUT AND LIKE AJKSHDkjasdh IT HAD HOLES IN IT
spaggel: it was the best night of my life
myrafur: *falls apart*
spaggel: I just, I don't know how this would ever be topped
myrafur: oh my GOD, WHAT THE HELL KIND OF PEOPLE LIVE IN IDAHO
myrafur: XDDDDD
spaggel: HIPPIES DIRTY DIRTY HIPPIES THAT DON'T EVER WASH
spaggel: OR CHANGE UNDIES
spaggel: EVER
myrafur: sdfj;laks
myrafur: oh god

Moral of the story: keep cats