WHUT? Cheesy panties?

[spaggel]

Yeah, somedays I can't help myself.

myrafur: You don't get quality smegma by cleaning every day, Spagpie
spaggel: I hope not :|
spaggel: I am anti-cheesy panties
myrafur: XD
myrafur: *DIES*
spaggel: asjkdhkajsd THIS ONE TIME
spaggel: AT A PARTY
myrafur: *STILL DYING*
spaggel: THIS GIRLS DOG BROUGHT HER CHEESY PANTIES
spaggel: OUT FROM HER ROOM
myrafur: lkjfalskdf DYING
myrafur: DYING
spaggel: INTO THE LIVING ROOM AND WAS LIKE EATING THEM
spaggel: INFRONT OF EVERYONE
spaggel: IT WAS REALLY INTO IT
myrafur: DEAD
myrafur: WHEEZING
spaggel: IT WENT ON FOR LIKE A GOOD 10 MINS BECAUSE NO ONE WAS GOING TO SAY ANYTHING
myrafur: oh my god I have tears streaming
spaggel: SHE FOUND OUT AND LIKE AJKSHDkjasdh IT HAD HOLES IN IT
spaggel: it was the best night of my life
myrafur: *falls apart*
spaggel: I just, I don't know how this would ever be topped
myrafur: oh my GOD, WHAT THE HELL KIND OF PEOPLE LIVE IN IDAHO
myrafur: XDDDDD
spaggel: HIPPIES DIRTY DIRTY HIPPIES THAT DON'T EVER WASH
spaggel: OR CHANGE UNDIES
spaggel: EVER
myrafur: sdfj;laks
myrafur: oh god

Moral of the story: keep cats

Comments

[myrafur.livejournal.com]

WE WIN AT LAZY LJ POSTING! \o/

also, oh god! the way this slice of convo starts looks terrible!!! XD

[spaggel.livejournal.com]

IT'S ALL FOR THE BETTER, REALLY.

Leaves time for the good stuff.

SHOULD I JUST START IT "IM ANTI-CHEESY PANTIES"

[myrafur.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha, naw, naw.

Surely to God people won't think I advocate crotch rot.

Now, herpes...

[spaggel.livejournal.com]

asjkdhkajsd I need to leave a little moral of the story like, "wash" or "keep cats"

Always with the herpes, do you want me to go get you some? D:

[mecurtin.livejournal.com]

You haven't known some of the cats I've known, clearly. Though it's true that cats aren't generally so *social* about their depravities.

[lierdumoa.livejournal.com]

CALL ME, H0R.

[spaggel.livejournal.com]

I might have possibly lost your number. please call D:

[diluvian.livejournal.com]

i will now work to live off of pure energy so i never have to eat again.

thanks a lot for the story spaggel. :-P



-Robert

[spaggel.livejournal.com]

Ahaha I am here to please right? :D