Proof that porn CAN cause serious injury

[spaggel]

Just a few things that I have never EVER hoped to read in a fic, but did.

"...and his sphincter was slick and pliable as butter."

"He was probed and played with until his rectum was loose as a hustler's."

"...pushed his glans through the guarding sphincter muscle."

"...his stomach and chest were spurted with his lover's sticky gift."

And yes, yes I DID read the whole thing. If only to see if there was anything else in there that could cause me and loved one's serious harm.

Comments

[aotearoagal.livejournal.com]

Hee!

[spaggel.livejournal.com]

its truly amazing, isn't it?

[downloadable08.livejournal.com]

A few of us were having a discussion the other day regarding how nothing about the words "spearing" or "impaling" sounds very pleasurable at all...

[spaggel.livejournal.com]

Other things like, nailing prostates and tight channel's and filling the crevices with his hot man love... or sticky gift.

[geeklite.livejournal.com]

...sticky gift?

I, err ...

[lierdumoa.livejournal.com]

http://community.livejournal.com/patrickxpeter/155784.html

[ladyvyola.livejournal.com]

If the universe were just (or even kind, on occasion), the serious injury would be infliced on the writers of such... prose... rather than the readers.

Clearly, the universe hates us. And likes to laugh and point at our suffering.

[bethcarielle.livejournal.com]

Thank you, now I'm traumatized.

Butter? Seriously?

Just going to go wash my brain with bleach now.

[arlessiar.livejournal.com]

Oh my, these sentences creep me out, they are simply... bad! *shudders* And even worse since they're out of context *shudders again*

[aurora]

"He was probed and played with until his rectum was loose as a hustler's."

*CHOKES*

Plz don't stop supplying us with such gems.

[mos-self.livejournal.com]

And yes, yes I DID read the whole thing. If only to see if there was anything else in there that could cause me and loved one's serious harm.

Gawd, I do love a train wreck! *cough*(Would you happen to have a link?)*cough*.

[cpt-untouchable.livejournal.com]

... And now I'm off sex. Possibly forever. One of the worst I've read, that was, (presumably, like yours) written in earnest: 'his greasy, puckered rosebud winking with lust.'