OH GOD, HELP

[spaggel]

Just worked a 10am to 10pm shift today. (this was a waken up at 7am to a getting called into work 4 hours early shift) I feel like I have giving my soul up, MY VERY SOUL. So I just want a little something to ask of the world, and really? fandom.

WOULD YOU PLEASE WRITE RODNEYSAUR/JOHNRAPTOR FIC? MANIPS? I GIVE CANDY AND COOKIES AND OTHER THINGS.

example:
cookiesnbooze: WITH JOHN TAPING HIS LITTLE CLAW WAITING FOR RODNEYSAUR TO SHUT UP
cookiesnbooze: AND THEN PUSHING HIM ON HIS BACK
cookiesnbooze: AND RODNEYAUR WAVING HIS LITTLE ARMS AROUND
lcsbanana: APPROVED


But really, all I want is something so freaking dorky and stupid, teyla ass raping people, john writing in his little journal where he stores the bitter tears of his emo youth? maybe a photomanip of assbabies? LIKE IN CHOPCHICA'S FIC? Really, I promises I will do WHATEVER YOU WANT IN RETURN. Just something to ease the pain for 12hour shifts this week :(

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Comments

Re: Bitter tears of Major Emo

[spaggel.livejournal.com]

brevissssssssssssssssssssssssssse *molests you*

oh GOD, this is so wonderful. little zelenka is all "huh? I dunna get it :(" and rodney is going to slap sheppard and burn his clothes.

i loves you. I loves you SO MUCH, OMG <3<3<3<3

Re: Bitter tears of Major Emo

[brevisse.livejournal.com]

*g* Anything to keep you happy. Even if it is other people's misery (omg emo research is terrifying).

Emo is not Zelenka's culture, and Rodney doesn't have the patience for it (though, you know, he probably went through a punk phase, or maybe a grunge phase?)

Re: Bitter tears of Major Emo

[spaggel.livejournal.com]

Rodney was totally a punk rocker, down with the man keeping him from his millions fo money for VERY IMPORTANT research. That, or you know, a raver. He was the one that set up the lights and DJ'd. It was all about the candy necklaces.

Re: Bitter tears of Major Emo

[turtlespeaks.livejournal.com]

I can totally see DJ Rodney, he;s have the best sound system!