OH GOD, HELP

[spaggel]

Just worked a 10am to 10pm shift today. (this was a waken up at 7am to a getting called into work 4 hours early shift) I feel like I have giving my soul up, MY VERY SOUL. So I just want a little something to ask of the world, and really? fandom.

WOULD YOU PLEASE WRITE RODNEYSAUR/JOHNRAPTOR FIC? MANIPS? I GIVE CANDY AND COOKIES AND OTHER THINGS.

example:
cookiesnbooze: WITH JOHN TAPING HIS LITTLE CLAW WAITING FOR RODNEYSAUR TO SHUT UP
cookiesnbooze: AND THEN PUSHING HIM ON HIS BACK
cookiesnbooze: AND RODNEYAUR WAVING HIS LITTLE ARMS AROUND
lcsbanana: APPROVED


But really, all I want is something so freaking dorky and stupid, teyla ass raping people, john writing in his little journal where he stores the bitter tears of his emo youth? maybe a photomanip of assbabies? LIKE IN CHOPCHICA'S FIC? Really, I promises I will do WHATEVER YOU WANT IN RETURN. Just something to ease the pain for 12hour shifts this week :(

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Bitter tears of Major Emo

[brevisse.livejournal.com]

I was trying to get a friend to further "explain" emo, and she eventually gave up and said, "You know that song, Iris? There you go." And so I had to include it. (I have a feeling then when I wake up in a few hours, I'm going to be appaled and confused by this, but it's late.) *g* Feel better?
Also: MUMU YESSSSSS>

Re: Bitter tears of Major Emo

[notpoetry.livejournal.com]

omg he has emo glasses

and chuck taylors

and I MIGHT BE IN LOVE WITH MAJOR EMO

god this is brilliant, spags should suffer more if people produce this in response. SORRRY SPAGGEL, IT'S FOR THE GOOD OF HUMANITY

Re: Bitter tears of Major Emo

[notpoetry.livejournal.com]

ALSO YOU DREW IN RODNEY'S NIPPLES OMG WTF BRILLIANCE

Re: Bitter tears of Major Emo

[brevisse.livejournal.com]

I miss the Season One nipples. They were good times.
Apparently, Atlantis has warmed up a little since they first got there. Or Rodney has invested in a padded man-bra. *g*

Re: Bitter tears of Major Emo

[turtlespeaks.livejournal.com]

I though the fangirls bit them off or something. Maybe they noticed all the attention they were getting and now they are shy.

Re: Bitter tears of Major Emo

[spaggel.livejournal.com]

WELL. I suffer more on tues, maybe the world will put in a good word for me again.

HOPEFULLY.

Re: Bitter tears of Major Emo

[spaggel.livejournal.com]

brevissssssssssssssssssssssssssse *molests you*

oh GOD, this is so wonderful. little zelenka is all "huh? I dunna get it :(" and rodney is going to slap sheppard and burn his clothes.

i loves you. I loves you SO MUCH, OMG <3<3<3<3

Re: Bitter tears of Major Emo

[brevisse.livejournal.com]

*g* Anything to keep you happy. Even if it is other people's misery (omg emo research is terrifying).

Emo is not Zelenka's culture, and Rodney doesn't have the patience for it (though, you know, he probably went through a punk phase, or maybe a grunge phase?)

Re: Bitter tears of Major Emo

[spaggel.livejournal.com]

Rodney was totally a punk rocker, down with the man keeping him from his millions fo money for VERY IMPORTANT research. That, or you know, a raver. He was the one that set up the lights and DJ'd. It was all about the candy necklaces.

Re: Bitter tears of Major Emo

[turtlespeaks.livejournal.com]

I can totally see DJ Rodney, he;s have the best sound system!

Re: Bitter tears of Major Emo

[spaggel.livejournal.com]

YES, OMG, NIPPLES. NIPPLES. *pinches them*

Re: Bitter tears of Major Emo

[turtlespeaks.livejournal.com]

shajklhfdajlha

YAY!!!

I love the little Rodney and Zelenka in the background going "omgwtf?"

His pain is so great he cannot even look at his words.