OH GOD, HELP

[spaggel]

Just worked a 10am to 10pm shift today. (this was a waken up at 7am to a getting called into work 4 hours early shift) I feel like I have giving my soul up, MY VERY SOUL. So I just want a little something to ask of the world, and really? fandom.

WOULD YOU PLEASE WRITE RODNEYSAUR/JOHNRAPTOR FIC? MANIPS? I GIVE CANDY AND COOKIES AND OTHER THINGS.

example:
cookiesnbooze: WITH JOHN TAPING HIS LITTLE CLAW WAITING FOR RODNEYSAUR TO SHUT UP
cookiesnbooze: AND THEN PUSHING HIM ON HIS BACK
cookiesnbooze: AND RODNEYAUR WAVING HIS LITTLE ARMS AROUND
lcsbanana: APPROVED


But really, all I want is something so freaking dorky and stupid, teyla ass raping people, john writing in his little journal where he stores the bitter tears of his emo youth? maybe a photomanip of assbabies? LIKE IN CHOPCHICA'S FIC? Really, I promises I will do WHATEVER YOU WANT IN RETURN. Just something to ease the pain for 12hour shifts this week :(

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Comments

[spaggel.livejournal.com]

Well, it was a mumu or a fuzzy pink bathrobe with "diva" on it. I took the high road.

[turtlespeaks.livejournal.com]

The high road is a red mummu with flowers on it? That's less a high road and more a pathway up off the low road.

I just want to know if he got that from him mother or something. . . No, wait, I don't.

[fan-this.livejournal.com]

You know, he kinda looks like a mushroom top. One of those red ones with the white dots?

Obviously there has superfluous drug use involved in the whole ass-baby business.

[spaggel.livejournal.com]

Myabe john is just having a very bad dream. One with rodney, prom flash backs and mario.