OH GOD, HELP

[spaggel]

Just worked a 10am to 10pm shift today. (this was a waken up at 7am to a getting called into work 4 hours early shift) I feel like I have giving my soul up, MY VERY SOUL. So I just want a little something to ask of the world, and really? fandom.

WOULD YOU PLEASE WRITE RODNEYSAUR/JOHNRAPTOR FIC? MANIPS? I GIVE CANDY AND COOKIES AND OTHER THINGS.

example:
cookiesnbooze: WITH JOHN TAPING HIS LITTLE CLAW WAITING FOR RODNEYSAUR TO SHUT UP
cookiesnbooze: AND THEN PUSHING HIM ON HIS BACK
cookiesnbooze: AND RODNEYAUR WAVING HIS LITTLE ARMS AROUND
lcsbanana: APPROVED


But really, all I want is something so freaking dorky and stupid, teyla ass raping people, john writing in his little journal where he stores the bitter tears of his emo youth? maybe a photomanip of assbabies? LIKE IN CHOPCHICA'S FIC? Really, I promises I will do WHATEVER YOU WANT IN RETURN. Just something to ease the pain for 12hour shifts this week :(

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Comments

[notpoetry.livejournal.com]

RODNEY IS THE OBLIVIOUS OCTOPUS

John is like, "LOOK AT ME THROWING MYSELF AT YOU" and Rodney the Octopus is like, "Check out these rocks, they are interesting!" and John is like "*FLASHES*" and Rodney is like, "OH OKAY"

and oh holy shit I clearly need to be asleep RIGHT NOW. this is not my thought process.

[spaggel.livejournal.com]

what you said.

[notpoetry.livejournal.com]

look, look at what you've done to me, I never used to think about octopi sex.

tentacles. fuck.

[spaggel.livejournal.com]

but now youre a better person for it. Tentacles, ponies, what next, WHO KNOWS! the world is FULL of fun things.

Dont cry, just take it. <3