OH GOD, HELP

[spaggel]

Just worked a 10am to 10pm shift today. (this was a waken up at 7am to a getting called into work 4 hours early shift) I feel like I have giving my soul up, MY VERY SOUL. So I just want a little something to ask of the world, and really? fandom.

WOULD YOU PLEASE WRITE RODNEYSAUR/JOHNRAPTOR FIC? MANIPS? I GIVE CANDY AND COOKIES AND OTHER THINGS.

example:
cookiesnbooze: WITH JOHN TAPING HIS LITTLE CLAW WAITING FOR RODNEYSAUR TO SHUT UP
cookiesnbooze: AND THEN PUSHING HIM ON HIS BACK
cookiesnbooze: AND RODNEYAUR WAVING HIS LITTLE ARMS AROUND
lcsbanana: APPROVED


But really, all I want is something so freaking dorky and stupid, teyla ass raping people, john writing in his little journal where he stores the bitter tears of his emo youth? maybe a photomanip of assbabies? LIKE IN CHOPCHICA'S FIC? Really, I promises I will do WHATEVER YOU WANT IN RETURN. Just something to ease the pain for 12hour shifts this week :(

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Comments

[turtlespeaks.livejournal.com]

*HUGGLES* Aww, work sucks!

*looks at picture*blinks*rubs eyes* OH DEAR GOD, IT'S EVIL!! No!! It's not evil, it's gone through evil to the other side and is so EVIL that it's actually good!! It's . . . the ULTIMATE EVIL!

Poor John, he's so sad and put-upon.

*stares aghast* I need to go bleech my brain for a while. . . *can't move for the EVIL controls her*

*joins John*

[eliade.livejournal.com]

I heart the muumuu. I...I think this makes me evil too.

[spaggel.livejournal.com]

The muumuu is a pretty. Much better then a pink diva robe. With fluff.

[turtlespeaks.livejournal.com]

So would a pink diva robe be better if it didn't have the fluff?

Also, Ronon would probably have the pink Diva robe anyway. He'd like the fluff. *grins*

[turtlespeaks.livejournal.com]

Mummus are the international sign of ultimate evil. If you are an evil villain who kicks ass in a mummu, it's a sure sign that NOTHING IN THE UNIVERSE scares you.

BTW, you're icons, in this post specifically, they slay me ded, for . . . yeah. (I Love that comic!)

((death to the enterkey!!)