What a day.

Oh yeah. There's one of those long epic fights like in bad Godzilla movies, where they bounce around and do hi-keeba! moves while little Japanese boys John and Teyla and Ronon look on in awe. And just as the Chayaraptor looks like she's going to win the day with her skanky tail power, Rodneysaur gives a mighty roar and chomps down on her throat and holds on like a bulldog as it bleeds all over the place, and he chews his way through until her head falls clean off. And the little Japanese boys cheer and then a spaceship swoops down and beams Rodneysaur and Johnraptor and the rest of their team to safety. Then there are cupcakes. The end!