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You can't leave me I said. For if you go, I will only have myself to talk to.
You have only been talking to yourself the whole time I replied, then left.
You have only been talking to yourself the whole time I replied, then left.
I can't help myself please forgive me
Date: 2005-09-13 08:13 am (UTC)"What?" John said uncomfortably.
The unicorn ate another flower and continued to look at John with liquid, adoring eyes. It leaned over and nuzzled his hair.
"Look, it's only a myth," John said.
"Of course it is," Rodney said, with deep and patent skepticism.
"Do you want a ride or not?" John said.
"Um. On the unicorn, or...?" Rodney said, a little hopefully.
John glared.
Rodney deflated. "Nevermind," he said sadly.
"Well," John said after a moment, turning a little pink, "I guess it's not going to let us leave, otherwise."
Rodney perked up.
"But first I want a ride on the unicorn," John added firmly.
(Also what is scary is I think someone has already done a version of this story, but if there were ever a fandom that could support multiple virginal-John-with-unicorn stories...)