Dear Death Note,

[spaggel]

Please stop making L so cute. His baggy pants, little curling toes and tired panda eyes leave me with a warm feeling inside. This isn't working where you have one character ruthlessly killing people while L is trying to figure everything out. But cutely, and this hurts me.

Please allow L to roam free dark hotel rooms and crawl on couches all day long.

Thank you.