laksjdlkjasd

[spaggel]

onthecontrary: lkjxzlkjxlk;j
onthecontrary: oh my god
onthecontrary: DID WE NOT DECIDE BABY PETTING IS WRONG AND BAD AND sahdlsajkdhlaskjhdas *dying already*
onthecontrary: *choking*
Spaggel: alsjdhkj I WIN
Spaggel: there is a special hell for people like me


Spaggel: lalksdj I DONT KNOW WHAT TO MAKE RODNEY SAY
Spaggel: I MEAN, JOHN IS EASY
Spaggel: baby rodney has DEEP THOUGHTS, you know?
onthecontrary: alkjsadh this is true
onthecontrary: and baby John INFRINGES ON HIS THINKING TIME
onthecontrary: jashdlkjash Rodney's patch of hair is killing me, christ adajshdja I love it
Spaggel: lkajsdlk little rodney has never had much hair
Spaggel: JOHN HEAD IS KINDA MISSHAPED THOUGH
Spaggel: I will give rodney that, a nice soft head while john's look like a melon rolled of a truck
onthecontrary: asjdasdjhakj now you say that, you're right
Spaggel: other kids would poke fun at john and it tard head
Spaggel: and rodney would baby slap them
onthecontrary: sklhdskajhd
Spaggel: be like, "dun touch ma jon "
onthecontrary: he looks like he's doing a leg kick
Spaggel: "I cut your face!! >:0"
onthecontrary:
Spaggel: askldj and when baby rodney is working on his BIG PROJECT
Spaggel: little john plays with his planes next to him
Spaggel: and when he is tried, falls asleep
onthecontrary:
Spaggel: and RODNEY PETS HIM
onthecontrary: YES
onthecontrary: little baby pats
onthecontrary: oh his wee melon head
onthecontrary: and forever and ever, 20-30 years down the road, when John lies down and Rodney rubs his back, and pats his head, John falls asleep
Spaggel: akshdlkajsdhlakjsdh
Spaggel: alksdj
Spaggel: THIS IS WHERE THE BABY PETTING WENT WRONG LAST TIME
onthecontrary: shdalskh I KNOW, I KNOW
Spaggel: THE WHOLE, THEY GROW UP AND HAVE SEX AND RELATE IT TO BABY
onthecontrary: SPECIAL HELL
Spaggel: THINGS
onthecontrary: AHAHAHAHAHA
onthecontrary: god, okay
onthecontrary: that is nothing I will ever write, I'm sorry
onthecontrary: LOLITA JOHN
onthecontrary: IS MY LIMIT
onthecontrary: TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT
Spaggel: TAKE IT
Spaggel: this wont stop me from drawing baby john and rondey though
Spaggel: JUST SO YOU KNOW
onthecontrary: oh, please dont stop

Comments

[slodwick.livejournal.com]

*kisses your deliciously crazy toes*

You always know how to make a girl feel less dirty and wrong! *g*



OMG THE BABIES WITH THE PATTING ARE ABOUT TO KILL ME DED!!!

[spaggel.livejournal.com]

I MEAN, MOST PEOPLE HAVE LEVELS OF BAD WE DONT.


asdhkj toes :X

[slodwick.livejournal.com]

I FEEL LESS AND LESS BAD ABOUT ME ALL THE TIME OVER HERE.

[spaggel.livejournal.com]

THAT'S WHAT WE ARE HERE FOR. WE ARE THE FEEL GOOD GROUP :X

[rageprufrock.livejournal.com]

*CRIES* I LOVE YOU TWO. YOU ALWAYS REDEEM ME.

[spaggel.livejournal.com]

heh, yes, just think of us everytime you feel like you've touched SGA in the no-no place. You will feel so clean and whole again.

We where of course, wondering if would could just, you know, make you touch the hishschool AU like the chomo's we seem to be.

Just touch it pru, go ahead, TOUCH IT.

[kickthebeat.livejournal.com]

j;laskdj;as let me say for the record, that was THE BEST PART OF YOUR VOICEMAIL. SERIOUSLY, SPAGS. I WAS FALLING. INTO. TRAFFIC.

[spaggel.livejournal.com]

alksaskdj I REALLY WANT PRU TO TOUCH IT. [-o

[kickthebeat.livejournal.com]

I couldn't tell, you slut :x I LOVE YOUR DIRTY WAYS

[rageprufrock.livejournal.com]

ae;oiwja;zdlkfj;asldkfjasdf

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM ALREADY WRITING NASTY SEX. IS THIS NOT ENOUGH FOR THE TWO OF YOU WHORES?

[spaggel.livejournal.com]

Oh, Pru, it's just right :X

in the future we can only say, we have done this to ourselves.

[kickthebeat.livejournal.com]

addendum, to anyone reading this post:


the motherfucking greatest: did you read slodwick's post about bukkake and John (http://www.livejournal.com/users/slodwick/534479.html)?
the motherfucking greatest: something tells me our posts of mental retardation and boy panties is a little worse than that
the motherfucking greatest: AND NOW
the motherfucking greatest: WITH THE BABY PATTING
sister spags of the school of rock: alskjdlks I THINK WE DO THIS
sister spags of the school of rock: JUST TO GET KICKED OUT OF FANDOM
the motherfucking greatest: lksa;jda;slk dude, at this point we are like registered sex offenders
the motherfucking greatest: WHO CANNOT STOP GOING BACK TO THE SCHOOLYARD
the motherfucking greatest: IN LONG TRENCH COATS
sister spags of the school of rock: haskjdh "WANT TO BUY SOME CANDY LITTLE BOY?"
sister spags of the school of rock: asldkj WE SAY BUY
sister spags of the school of rock: FOR WE ARE POOR
sister spags of the school of rock: asdlkj AT THIS RATE, IT WOULD BE CHEAPER TO TATTO SKTTLES ON THE PALMS OF OUR HANDS
the motherfucking greatest: l;asjdlskajd;ask;ljdas
the motherfucking greatest: oh my god

Re: in the future we can only say, we have done this to ourselves.

[slodwick.livejournal.com]

AT THIS RATE, IT WOULD BE CHEAPER TO TATTO SKTTLES ON THE PALMS OF OUR HANDS

I COULD NOT POSSIBLY LOVE YOU TWO MORE.

COULD. NOT.

Re: in the future we can only say, we have done this to ourselves.

[kickthebeat.livejournal.com]

SPAGS, DID YOU HEAR THAT?! IT IS LIKE WE HAVE WON AT FANDOM!! WE WILL NEVER SLEEP ALONE AGAIN!


WHISKEY AND HANDJOBS FOR ALL MY SHORT BUS PEEPS

Re: in the future we can only say, we have done this to ourselves.

[slodwick.livejournal.com]

I MAY START A FANCLUB. OR MAKE TSHIRTS.

Re: in the future we can only say, we have done this to ourselves.

[spaggel.livejournal.com]

FANDOM IS GOING TO MAKE SWEET LOVE TO US?

alskdj I mean, everyone wanted to have sex with at least ONE of the short bus kids from school. THEY JUST WANT THAT WITH US :X

[kickthebeat.livejournal.com]

ashdjk omfg, okay, I think this thread is on the verge of crossing into a place where even our delightful breasts and comedic timing will not redeem us so let us gracefully decline, my dear seat mate. WE LOVE YOU, FANDOM!! THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT!

also, now spags is off to work, so. *whistles, prepares for night of drinking with Veronica Mars*

[lyra-sena.livejournal.com]

ON HIS WEE MELON HEAD OMG HAHAHAHHAHA.

[spaggel.livejournal.com]

JOHN'S HEAD IS PERFECTLY ALRIGHT FOR KID WHO HAS JUMPED OFF MANY A COUNTER IN ORDER TO FLY :X

[lyra-sena.livejournal.com]

"dun touch ma jon "

*DIESDIESGASPSFORBREATH*

I AM LIKE, REACHING FOR MY INHALER. AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE ASTHMA.

okay, i"ll stop commenting -- i'm on IM with Slod recounting the hilarious parts and I'd like to thank both of you for REDUCING MY BRAIN CELL COUNT for the evening.

[spaggel.livejournal.com]

Rodney is A MEAN BABY, THIS I KNOW. BUT CUTE MEAN. None shall fuck with wee melon head john <3

laksjd This is what we are here for. For you all :D!

[turtlespeaks.livejournal.com]

You know that line, that special line that you are never supposed to cross?

IT'S GONE!! You have crossed it to the point of no return!! YOU TWO ARE OFFICIALLY LOST TO HUMANITY!!

*FANGIRLS YOU SO HARD*

What's sad is that I can see this fic, it's in my head, it eats my brains!!

If it weren't so damn cute! *cries*

[spaggel.livejournal.com]

alskdj sadly, we figured that out about an hour or two ago :-< BUT, EVER FANDOM NEEDS SOMEONE LIKE US. TO BE LIKE, AT LEAST WE ARN'T LIKE THEM.

I just want baby Rodney, really, :X

[not-sally.livejournal.com]

you win at life.
*is dead*

[spaggel.livejournal.com]

*SCORES*

[kickthebeat.livejournal.com]

did you write baby-patting into Numb3rs fic? because that's much more plausible than ours. :D

[porntestpilot.livejournal.com]

ACK! That is wrong link! I AM DUMB LIKE KAV.

DAMMIT!

Correct link (http://www.livejournal.com/users/girl_clone/288248.html?thread=2248184#t2248184)

No, it's about Rodney and John. I no watch Numb3rs unless forced by Chi-person.

[(Anonymous)]

jesus, i've got to not laugh. *snorfles* middle of library...people are giving me weird looks...no, i swear, i didn't just spew on the screen...^o^ omfg, that was hilarious!

[bluebrocade.livejournal.com]

Spaggel: askldj and when baby rodney is working on his BIG PROJECT
Spaggel: little john plays with his planes next to him

1) You guys are insane.
2) Awwwww...