What a day.

When I start thinking about Rodney doing the handjive, tears roll down my face. I cry because I LOVE, I swear. ♥ And John in those black pants and asjkjks EVEN BIGGER HAIR ahhhhhh DEAD. here, let me show you the conversation I had with our dear friend spaggel the other night, while we were trying to make the whole Grease AU work; it's long, but something tells me you are just the sort of person who would enjoy it.


onthecontrary: we will not write Stargate Atlantis: The Musical.
spaggel: okay
onthecontrary: damnit, now I have Summer Lovin' in my head
spaggel: ahahaha
spaggel: askldj ATLANTIS LOVE, IT HAPPENED SO FAST
spaggel: askdjklas
onthecontrary: ATLANTIS LOVE, HAD ME A BLAST
onthecontrary: MET A BOY, CRAZY FOR MEEEEEEEE
onthecontrary: oh, no. met a boy, cute as can be. CLOSE ENOUGH.
spaggel: lkasjd okay, this ends now, I'm hurting my own head
onthecontrary: ajsdhlkj good
onthecontrary: high school rock and rave AU is insane enough
spaggel: BECAUSE I WANT RODNEY TO BE SANDY
spaggel: and it kills something inside of me
onthecontrary: AHAHAHA
onthecontrary: I want John to be Sandy
onthecontrary: TRYING TO FIT IN WITH THE BADASS GANG
onthecontrary: OF MATH GEEKS
spaggel: laksjdlaskdj
spaggel: *dies*
spaggel: WITH THE CARS AND SUCH
onthecontrary: and Rodney sees his true intellectual side over the summer, but then is all, oh, yeah, he was brainless. and EASY. did I mention easy?
spaggel: HE IS LIKE, "I CAN DO MATH AND FIX YOUR CAR?"
spaggel: asdlkasj dpoor john, such a bad rap
spaggel: he is just a loving soul
onthecontrary: IF HE WASN"T ALWAYS PANTSLESS
onthecontrary: HE WOULD NOT HAVE THIS PROBLEM
spaggel: and the speedo in swim class doesn't help any
onthecontrary: jklaasjdhlk uhhh, no
onthecontrary: though Kavanagh would be like, "I see why you tapped that ass now, McKay"
onthecontrary: and Rodney would be like, oh, yeah! though secretly, he did NOT. they just made out and held hands a lot.
onthecontrary: ... alright, no, they would've banged like bunnies.
spaggel: dry humping hard core
onthecontrary: John and Rodney would be the Rizzo and whatshisface of Grease.
spaggel: omg, grease and SGA do not mix
spaggel: water and oil, water and oil
onthecontrary: seriously :|ALAS
onthecontrary: BECAUSE IT WOULD BE FUNNY
spaggel: I KNOW