I would read it. I woudl be ALL OVER IT. because its not that John cant get an erection, because well, John is a horn dog. but he starts and then Rodney is all, "I will go do and lick you like a lollie" but John starts thinking about the fact that when Rodney licks a lolli he means just starts to bite it and the eating the banana and then is goes away EVERY TIME.
Rodney just sort of pets him and tells him that it happen all the time to guys his age and you know, "Im sure they can bring you soemthing on the next run from earth, you know..."
You should be glad you are spared the nearly daily musings and comments my friend had to bear with ("yeees, you already said so last night") regarding sex and eating and how penii are chomped on. Finding a priapic plateful, as yucky as the (mental) image is, didn't help, and guys are so very touchy when it comes to their precious so, much temptation for possibly unpalatable munching musings, Rodney's increasing appetite diminishing John's enthusiasm.
Dont worry, I do much the same myself, fortune shines upon me when gayvid (gay david) goes along with me and manages to gross out the rest of the works, but not my boss. Which is amazing because she has a sicker mind then us put together.
I wonder if John has nightmares that he's standing at a table with his dick on a plate and rodneys just starts cutting it away piece by piece and eating it. And you kow, since its so BIG the nightmares goes on and on and on.....
I like how you add that it's so BIG. Somehow, that makes it all less demeaning. Or maybe it's just the lateness of the hour and I should take my dried bug pill and bugger off before I start doodling that (seeing as it's always those scenes that make me (PS: it reminds me of Deanna Troi cutting herself up as a cake)).
But seriously? In my repeated ponderings about how to write this, use this (as a (day)dream most likely), I also imagined it going on and on, one chomping but there not being and end to it. Obviously no knives and forks because it's the direct oral aspect that connects them, plus it's impossible to have John not react to the cutting. But did you also think of precisely this before today, is that a weird coincidence? Or um - see other comment for further reasons *keeps pondering*
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Rodney just sort of pets him and tells him that it happen all the time to guys his age and you know, "Im sure they can bring you soemthing on the next run from earth, you know..."
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*googles word for semi-cannibalistic sex*
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I wonder if John has nightmares that he's standing at a table with his dick on a plate and rodneys just starts cutting it away piece by piece and eating it. And you kow, since its so BIG the nightmares goes on and on and on.....
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But seriously? In my repeated ponderings about how to write this, use this (as a (day)dream most likely), I also imagined it going on and on, one chomping but there not being and end to it. Obviously no knives and forks because it's the direct oral aspect that connects them, plus it's impossible to have John not react to the cutting. But did you also think of precisely this before today, is that a weird coincidence? Or um - see other comment for further reasons *keeps pondering*