SGA ficlett

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I thought I would, yet again, procrastinate (still working on replies, con report, pic, etc) a little more by posting a tiny little thing I ended up writing at the ficlett/drabble panel. Which was super awesome because, permetaform was there, diluvian (whom I got to meet, huzza!) and mistressace (who I also got to meet, omg, she is SO TALL.) and I wrote things with them and talked about fics and such. (Cons? Best thing EVER.)

SO.

Title: The Fall of Rodney McKay
Fandom: SGA
Pairing: John/Rodney
Warning: Quick, stupid and well, no beta. Be warned.


Rodney knew something was wrong when he started to bring things to Sheppard.

Example:
"Major. Look. It’s new and it's shiny"

"Lt. Colonel. You could knock. And yes, I see it's shiny"

"Yes, but look. It's so shiny and new in that 10,000 year old ancient way, but new to us so, yes touch it John."


And then there was the following Sheppard around. Following Sheppard around.

Example:
"Major. Yes, busy, I'm sure, but look at this. So nice. So cool. So ancient. Feel free to look at it anytime."

"Lt. Colonel. Doing Security Checks. And yes, I'm sure it's new and nice and also very, very ancient."

"Yes, but, you don't understand. Look. At. It. And then touch it so it does things"


There were also many more embarrassing things like; making sure John ate all his food, patting down his hair and that horrifyingly embarrassing 'brushing the crumbs off John's pant's' incident that Rodney will never speak of again.

This all went on until John made his way into Rodney's room and shoved Rodney onto the bed while reaching for his zipper.

"McKay. Rodney. Look, touch it ."

And Rodney did.