bookshop : i will just be some crazy penii obsessed chick.

[spaggel]

spaggel: and they had penis' so they had hot gay sex. that they called "making love"

bookshop: RODney was smart and had little hair and spent all his time scowling and yelling at people who weren't smart like he was. John had lots of hair, and spent all his time being cute.and being secretly amused at Rodney. And also Rodney's penis, which was highly amusing although secretly alluring, in the way that the penii of smart scowling scientists usually are.
One day, John realized that he wanted to do more than laugh at Rodney's penis. He wanted their penii to come together and make sweet sweet love.
He presented this idea to Rodney, with illustrations. "Put that away!" yelled Rodney. But John was undeterred.
"Okay," he said. "Yay!"
And he put it in a very agreeable location.

spaggel: asghdjashd

bookshop: And they lived happily ever after. The End.