you know, though, I feel Rodney might be one of those really hyper-careful ridiculous parents, and not allow his kid to eat, like,sugar or wheat or gluten or peanuts, and especially not caffeine, and if he caught Sheppard slipping him a piece of chocolate he'd TOTALLY WIG.
Zelenka would totally be the laid-back dad.
For some reason, in my head, this is sort of a blended family, where Rodney and Sheppard are sleeping together, and Radek and Ronon are sleeping together, and they co-parent! (With hilarious results.) Also, Ronon would be the most hilarious step-father ever. He'd teach the kid to knife-fight at four, and consider it perfectly safe. Also, best piggy-back rides ever. Also, little Subramanian Chandrasekhar (http://www.cartage.org.lb/en/themes/Arts/Graphicartists/Prints/scistamp/cosmo2/02.html) McKay [probably called 'Sub' or 'Ian'] would be the first of many babies, because Ronon would totally want to have Zelenka's baby, and Sheppard just has poor man-birth-control skillz, and is always getting knocked up by mistake.
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Zelenka would totally be the laid-back dad.
For some reason, in my head, this is sort of a blended family, where Rodney and Sheppard are sleeping together, and Radek and Ronon are sleeping together, and they co-parent! (With hilarious results.) Also, Ronon would be the most hilarious step-father ever. He'd teach the kid to knife-fight at four, and consider it perfectly safe. Also, best piggy-back rides ever. Also, little Subramanian Chandrasekhar (http://www.cartage.org.lb/en/themes/Arts/Graphicartists/Prints/scistamp/cosmo2/02.html) McKay [probably called 'Sub' or 'Ian'] would be the first of many babies, because Ronon would totally want to have Zelenka's baby, and Sheppard just has poor man-birth-control skillz, and is always getting knocked up by mistake.