John may not have big booty, but he shakes what he has like a mofo.

and really, I blame onthecontrary

spaggel: I do not know what to do for the "aliens made him do it" request
spaggel: outsideof jon stripping
onthecontrary: laksdhaskjh
onthecontrary: who would mind that, really?
spaggel: and like a gold little crotch pocket
onthecontrary): asldja it would be even funnier if he was stripping for the wraith
spaggel: nv,zmxn,vzmx
onthecontrary: sadhsakdh YOU KNOW I AM RIGHT