So, while trying (omg, TRYING) to do a cover for amezri (but slacking off so badly) I came to the conclusion that John Shepperd really IS a 14 year old girl.
This is like a cross between eliade's idea the other day of John getting turned into a 12-year-old, and the genderfuck stories, where John really gets turned temporarily into a 14-year-old girl, and girl!John is overwhelmed by his sekrit love! for Rodney that he was controlling so hard before, and now he covers pages of his notebook with "Dr. and Lt. Colonel McKay-Sheppard" and "Dr. Rodney Sheppard" and "Lt. Colonel John McKay" and other variations in briefings, and he labored over this EXPRESSION OF HIS LOVE for hours because he couldn't bear it anymore, and he *dreamed* over it, and how when he finally sent it, Rodney would come to him and say, "John! I love you too!" and they would have beautiful fade-to-black sex amid the crashing waves, then he got turned back and it was all sad and grey because he couldn't send it anymore, and he crumpled up the note and then he smoothed it out again and saved it in his drawer, and Rodney snuck in one day to try and steal some coffee and he found the note and realized about John's true love and then he gave John flowers an onyx panther statue and then they had sex and lived happily ever after.
now he covers pages of his notebook with "Dr. and Lt. Colonel McKay-Sheppard" and "Dr. Rodney Sheppard" and "Lt. Colonel John McKay" and other variations in briefings, and he labored over this EXPRESSION OF HIS LOVE for hours because he couldn't bear it anymore
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flowersan onyx panther statue and then they had sex and lived happily ever after.*slinks away to take some more cold medicine*
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I am crying, omfg.
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Would you write that? Teeniebooper john with a hard on for Rodney?
please? *bats eyes*
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<3