Hm... you're right and Rodney would never waste food like that.

I bet John would have panic atacks when Rodney woudl try to give him blowjbs, just thinking of how Rodney massacres his food and thinking "That would be my DICK." and always being like, "ah, no, no, uh... I dont feel like a blow job?" and Rodney woudl be like, "OMG, its not that you're gay its that your IMPOTENT . I KNEW IT." and John just wouldnt be able to get himself out of that one.