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spaggel ([personal profile] spaggel) wrote2005-11-09 05:10 pm
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SGA ficlett

I thought I would, yet again, procrastinate (still working on replies, con report, pic, etc) a little more by posting a tiny little thing I ended up writing at the ficlett/drabble panel. Which was super awesome because, [livejournal.com profile] permetaform was there, [livejournal.com profile] diluvian (whom I got to meet, huzza!) and [livejournal.com profile] mistressace (who I also got to meet, omg, she is SO TALL.) and I wrote things with them and talked about fics and such. (Cons? Best thing EVER.)

SO.

Title: The Fall of Rodney McKay
Fandom: SGA
Pairing: John/Rodney
Warning: Quick, stupid and well, no beta. Be warned.


Rodney knew something was wrong when he started to bring things to Sheppard.

Example:
"Major. Look. It’s new and it's shiny"

"Lt. Colonel. You could knock. And yes, I see it's shiny"

"Yes, but look. It's so shiny and new in that 10,000 year old ancient way, but new to us so, yes touch it John."


And then there was the following Sheppard around. Following Sheppard around.

Example:
"Major. Yes, busy, I'm sure, but look at this. So nice. So cool. So ancient. Feel free to look at it anytime."

"Lt. Colonel. Doing Security Checks. And yes, I'm sure it's new and nice and also very, very ancient."

"Yes, but, you don't understand. Look. At. It. And then touch it so it does things"


There were also many more embarrassing things like; making sure John ate all his food, patting down his hair and that horrifyingly embarrassing 'brushing the crumbs off John's pant's' incident that Rodney will never speak of again.

This all went on until John made his way into Rodney's room and shoved Rodney onto the bed while reaching for his zipper.

"McKay. Rodney. Look, touch it ."

And Rodney did.

[identity profile] lillyjk.livejournal.com 2005-11-09 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
ah, I love this so much

[identity profile] porntestpilot.livejournal.com 2005-11-09 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
You are the best person on the planet of Earth.

I think we should make you ruler and give you your own galaxy. Named Spaggella. Land. And there are people with tiaras. Yes.

[identity profile] scififreak.livejournal.com 2005-11-09 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Look. At. It. And then touch it so it does things"

OMG, the idea of Rodney trying to brain wash or condition him to touch *things* cracks my shit up. And that's totally what it sounds like he's doing.
fenris_wolf0: So innocent it hurts! (Default)

[personal profile] fenris_wolf0 2005-11-09 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
ROTFL! Short but perfect. Those words are going to become iconal in SGA fandom, I can tell!

:D

A big star for touching!

[identity profile] mcalex22.livejournal.com 2005-11-10 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
Short but right to the point! Your last line had me laughing out loud!!!

I love this fic - hehe, OMG this was sooooo good!

I was on a study break and this was just the perfect little number...

Thanks for sharing!

Alex

[identity profile] burntcopper.livejournal.com 2005-11-10 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
:snicker:

Re: ::points at icon::

[identity profile] pentapus.livejournal.com 2005-11-10 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
Icon. *dies laughing* can't... breathe...

[identity profile] pentapus.livejournal.com 2005-11-10 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
"And then touch it so it does things."

hee hee. love the repetition and the italics and well, Rodney.
permetaform: (::DOOM.:: [mine])

Re: ::points at icon::

[personal profile] permetaform 2005-11-10 01:57 pm (UTC)(link)
heh, talk about hand in the cookie jar, eh? ;D

Re: ::points at icon::

[identity profile] pentapus.livejournal.com 2005-11-10 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
HEE. I mean --Gah! Stop using that icon! I need to be coherent! I have IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO. I--- heeheehee puppyface! *runs away*
permetaform: (::DOOM.:: [mine])

Re: ::points at icon::

[personal profile] permetaform 2005-11-10 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
XD
permetaform: (::RUM!:: [teh_indy])

[personal profile] permetaform 2005-11-10 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
::gigglefits:: okay, I've revisited this ficlet several times now and I still can't stop grinning at it. ROCK.

[identity profile] out-there.livejournal.com 2005-11-11 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
*giggles so much*

Re: ::points at icon::

[identity profile] porntestpilot.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 12:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Well Rodney has one.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/princess_bunny/278364.html

[identity profile] spaggel.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 12:37 pm (UTC)(link)
*grins* i dont write much, but oh, I TRY. :D

[identity profile] spaggel.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 12:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Rodney just wanted to keep John all tidy and clean so he can mess him up later >:D

[identity profile] spaggel.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 12:39 pm (UTC)(link)
But in a good way, yes :D

[identity profile] spaggel.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 12:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Rodney just wants to spread THE LOVE. <3<3<3

[identity profile] spaggel.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 12:42 pm (UTC)(link)
aw, thanks! :D

[identity profile] spaggel.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 12:50 pm (UTC)(link)
*grins*

[identity profile] spaggel.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 12:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Rodney is all about the touch and john is all about the caving into rodney's demands. :D

oh god, add, alskdj I could barely get this out *laughs* im so not a writer.

Re: LOL!

[identity profile] spaggel.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 12:56 pm (UTC)(link)
ahaha, yes, please feel free to touch the SGA fandom anytime you please. It's a loving, careing fandom, were there is touching. Unicorns (http://www.livejournal.com/users/spaggel/74179.html?thread=883907#t883907). Strippers (http://www.livejournal.com/tools/memories.bml?user=rageprufrock&keyword=SGA:+Bell+Curve&filter=all). Babies (http://www.intimations.org/fanfic/stargate/lifetime_event.html).

Really, anything you could EVER want. And well, me! :)

[identity profile] spaggel.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 12:57 pm (UTC)(link)
alskdjlsk dYOU AND YOU ICON OF DEATH.

*cries*

[identity profile] spaggel.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 12:58 pm (UTC)(link)
aw, your welcome! :D

[identity profile] spaggel.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 01:01 pm (UTC)(link)
i was very proud of it too :D but really, im alwasy proud of myself when I can write something and like, feel like it can be posted.

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