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Just worked a 10am to 10pm shift today. (this was a waken up at 7am to a getting called into work 4 hours early shift) I feel like I have giving my soul up, MY VERY SOUL. So I just want a little something to ask of the world, and really? fandom.

WOULD YOU PLEASE WRITE RODNEYSAUR/JOHNRAPTOR FIC? MANIPS? I GIVE CANDY AND COOKIES AND OTHER THINGS.

example:
cookiesnbooze: WITH JOHN TAPING HIS LITTLE CLAW WAITING FOR RODNEYSAUR TO SHUT UP
cookiesnbooze: AND THEN PUSHING HIM ON HIS BACK
cookiesnbooze: AND RODNEYAUR WAVING HIS LITTLE ARMS AROUND
lcsbanana: APPROVED


But really, all I want is something so freaking dorky and stupid, teyla ass raping people, john writing in his little journal where he stores the bitter tears of his emo youth? maybe a photomanip of assbabies? LIKE IN CHOPCHICA'S FIC? Really, I promises I will do WHATEVER YOU WANT IN RETURN. Just something to ease the pain for 12hour shifts this week :(

EDITED FOR EXAMPLE:

Date: 2006-02-26 10:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notpoetry.livejournal.com
Dear Diary, John wrote, then paused and chewed on the end of his pen. Today, I stold Rodney's pudding. He called me a pack-humping army grunt with the brains of a tricerotops. Why must he malign my true love for him, which I cannot express in any way but pudding-stealing? Damn my inability to be emotionally honest with those I long for! Am I doomed to be lonely forever, with only stolen pudding to comfort me? Oh, it's 3:15, time for my daily cutting.

John put his pen down and shrugged into his black hooded sweatshirt, pulling it down low over his eyes as he shuffled into his bathroom to wash the pain away with his blood.

(I HOPE YOU KNOW I HATE MYSELF NOW. Also, my icon keywords? never more appropriate than at this moment.)

Date: 2006-02-26 10:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spaggel.livejournal.com
I don't think you hate yourself, I think you love me and want to make babies with me and that's why you did this because little john is like that one skater joke.

Q:"What's the hardest part about skateboarding?"
A:"telling your parents you're gay"

and you understand that *humps your leg*

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